it would be so cool to have an elephant fuck with your shit like just once i wanna be doing paperwork at a desk and an elephant trunk just moseys on over across the desk and starts moving stuff around and greabbing my pen and slapping my face and shit. would be awesome

back in my day if you thought a character was gay the actor would sign your thesis paper and write “no!”

This was my barbenheimer

Bookish paintings from Musée d’Orsay

Declutter Tumblr

The new layout it a whole mess. Thankfully Xkit can already help with a bunch of this! I'm sure it'll give more options soon.

Vanilla Tumblr:
(I have marked in red what can be removed. The tabs can be set not to stick, so you will really only see them at the top of your dash. Empty box on the left for hidden notifications and shop sparkle, i just didn't have any. I'm EU so no Live for me).

Xkit Rewritten Tumblr:

The settings I use:

Pretend, for example, that you were born in Chicago and have never had the remotest desire to visit Hong Kong, which is only a name on a map for you; pretend that some convulsion, sometimes called accident, throws you into connection with a man or a woman who lives in Hong Kong; and that you fall in love. Hong Kong will immediately cease to be a name and become the center of your life. And you may never know how many people live in Hong Kong. But you will know that one man or one woman lives there without whom you cannot live. And this is how our lives are changed, and this is how we are redeemed.

What a journey this life is! Dependent, entirely, on things unseen. If your lover lives in Hong Kong and cannot get to Chicago, it will be necessary for you to go to Hong Kong. Perhaps you will spend your life there, and never see Chicago again. And you will, I assure you, as long as space and time divide you from anyone you love, discover a great deal about shipping routes, airlines, earth quake, famine, disease, and war. And you will always know what time it is in Hong Kong, for you love someone who lives there. And love will simply have no choice but to go into battle with space and time and, furthermore, to win.

—James Baldwin, The Price of the Ticket

Can we take a moment to reflect on how quickly Carly came around after her knees buckled. Girl was deep within denial city and her knees buckled once and all of a sudden she's 110% all in, definitely in love with that man.

Girl. How far down had you pushed those feelings? How long? This was not a new revelation it was finally giving in and accepting.

That look between Harper and Spencer in the season 2 finale, was an "ohhhh shit, someone finally said it" look, it was not surprised. No one was surprised at the idea of those two being in love with each other. Carly's years of denial need to be studied, or maybe she just needs a therapist?

well we had a terrible run guys. just absolutely godawful. the worst anyones ever done it. i forgot where i was going with this