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selenayangster:

Omg I can’t stop giggling he is so derpy!

"I’m gonna stare the ball down with my LASER EYES"
“How do I even tennis?”
“OH SHIT I killed 3 people”

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realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

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fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

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“Sometimes I hear myself in interviews and I feel like I’m in that skit from Extras where one actor is taking the piss out of celebrities who are like, “I’m so normal! Look at me being really normal, doing all of this normal stuff!” You can take it to a point where it’s like, “Well, yeah, my life is kind of weird and I can’t pretend that I live exactly like everyone else,” because it’s an extraordinary set of circumstances to be under, so it’s kind of finding that middle ground. But yeah—sometimes I hear myself back and I’m like, “This just sounds like bullshit.”  — Emma Watson

“Sometimes I hear myself in interviews and I feel like I’m in that skit from Extras where one actor is taking the piss out of celebrities who are like, “I’m so normal! Look at me being really normal, doing all of this normal stuff!” You can take it to a point where it’s like, “Well, yeah, my life is kind of weird and I can’t pretend that I live exactly like everyone else,” because it’s an extraordinary set of circumstances to be under, so it’s kind of finding that middle ground. But yeah—sometimes I hear myself back and I’m like, “This just sounds like bullshit.”  — Emma Watson

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tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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mtv:

coming to terms with the fact that i will never be as famous as this cat

mtv:

coming to terms with the fact that i will never be as famous as this cat

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spykez0r:

S P Y K E Z 0 R
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Skye, we have to lose all of our badges, get everyone to hand in their badges so no one knows we’re with SHIELD.

» Agent Phil Coulson, head of a team of people who fly around in a gigantic black plane with the SHIELD logo on its roof (via captain-will-strikes-again)  
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